Do you remember having to pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all every freaking morning back in elementary school?

I do, though I didn’t really get what I was saying at the time.

I mean, what the heck was a republic?

And why was it invisible?

I understand it all now okay but I’m happily trading it in for this updated and far more relevant version.

I pledge allegiance to the Earth (standing tall, hand on heart).

Nuff said.